Perhaps we're all having a booze up in a certain hostelry in S-O-T whilst reading War and Peace?
I can't breed any more (well, actually for the past 31 years -- that'll please some people on other threads, no doubt) so -- I've got all my arrangements made.
(AND I nearly inadvertently said they were in hand).
OOOppps -- methinx puberty on the way,... schoolboy humour etc., etc.. etc.!!