euthanasic menu choice premium option: Die Laughing! Yes m'dears, you've got to bldy well laugh at at your age havent you?
I mean until 1954 you were still eaking out a miserable existance in overcrowded, infested housing and rations for the 'good of the nation'.
This, having lost lives in two WW's to secure: a Jewish Homeland and a United Europe. You thought and your parents/grandparents thought that you were doing it for the 'good of the nation' 'the good of the economy' 'the best for Britain' and all the while, you weren't included among 'the best'! You were fleeced. haha ... taxes, taxes and more taxes. And finally, on the promise of 'sugar candy mountain' happy retirement, they up the age barrier! No pensions, they spent them, see? Put them in their private bank accounts (Bank of England) - your entire life savings! hahahaha! And you voted them in to do so! hahahah!
But hey, no use crying over spilt milk, now is there?
The Guv has sponsored 'a quantative easing' solution to 'help the most vulnerable to cuts'.
Oh, sorry, love, you didn't rank for the 'happy hour' option of 20 hours of best comedy classic cuts .....
Instead, you rank in the comedy stakes to having a complilation of best Manifesto speeches since recordings began ....